Ask A Nerd: Questions Answered Periodically by an Angry Male

Posted by bitchyeditor on March 11, 2013 · 3 Comments 

Written By: Male Correspondent #1 Do you often get panicked about wrinkles on your face? Wait, are you saying I have wrinkles? I don’t have wrinkles! I’m still young and handsome! (This is where I go steal the wife’s fancy expensive facial creams and use a ridiculous amount on my face and then she gets … Continue reading →

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Wrinkle Panic

Posted by bitchyeditor on March 8, 2013 · 4 Comments 

Written By: Kat I noticed my first wrinkle when I was 19 years old. I was high on LSD and under the bright lights of a hotel bathroom, staring in a mirror and wondering what would happen if I filled the bathtub with glowsticks. Suddenly, there it was. Between my eyebrows. A line. A furrow. … Continue reading →

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